The US Army’s Little April Fools Joke: Teleported Soldiers

Dr. Joseph P. Farrell Ph.D.
March 1, 2017

Normally when people send me a story like this, I like to thank them by mentioning their initials. In this case, we’ll just say thanks go to “N”.  You’ll understand my reticence in a moment, because I have the distinct impression that what’s going on here is not only an April Fools’ Joke, but a bit of “psyops fun”, so to speak. So, while normally I like to post the article first and then my high octane speculation, here I’m going to reverse the process.

Suppose, for a moment, that you want to introduce maximum contextual doubt into a target population. How would you do it? Well, one way would be to “leak” a story, or plant a story, with claims so outlandish that people would wonder whether or not there was a kernel of truth in it, simply because it’s source was (1) a no-nonsense sort of source, and (2) that source made it abundantly clear that the whole story was a prank, a joke. Even with the stated caveat, a certain segment of the population will then indulge the “yes, but” phenomenon, and get itself tangled in infinite loops, debating and holding internal conversations to the effect that how does one hide truth? Why, right out in the open, in the form of a prank. Or, conversely, because it’s a prank, there’s no truth to it. And so on, in endless spirals oscillating ceaselessly between belief and skepticism. And of course, as part of such an operation, one can use it as a “dye-the-waters” operation, to monitor who picks up on it (which we’re gladly doing here because we like this sort of high octane speculation).

As I’ve argued elsewhere, this sort of “experiment” might even conceivably be part of some sort of “macro-physics-consciousness” experiment to see if indeed group consciousness effects can manifest, not on a quantum level, but precisely in the everyday world. The experiments of California materials science professor Dr William Tiller would seem to suggest the latter. In any case, the possibility of experiment-cum-prank, or prank-cum-experiment, or, far more likely, just a plain old prank, remains. So with that context in mind, consider the following story shared by “N”:

BREAKING: Army scientists successfully ‘teleport’ Soldiers

I have to admit I had quite a chuckle at the “details” of the “expedition” of the teleporting soldiers who stepped into a chamber “over here”, and stepped out in the twinkling of an eye (quite literally!) “over there” in Grafenwoehr, Germany:

The nine human research volunteers, fresh out of Advanced Individual Training, were participating in experiments in the Doriot Climatic Chambers at NSSC when they disappeared and moments later materialized at the Grafenwoehr Training Area, completely unharmed. The chambers are capable of replicating any climate or weather in the world but have never before been used in this manner.

Of course, this unexpected result caused a great deal of “elation” as the Army officials quickly realized the strategic implications:

Officials at Natick were elated by the event, which promises to one day revolutionize the way that American troops and equipment are transported around the globe. It also could ultimately make overseas bases obsolete as forces are instead moved from U.S. soil to remote trouble spots in the blink of an eye.

With that, of course, we have the other part of the psyop: if we can do this, we can also materialize soldiers in… oh, say, the Kremlin, or in, oh, say, Sultan Erdogan’s bed chamber, the Saudi royal palaces, or Mr. Xi Jinping’s gold-platted bathroom. (Singing:) “And we won’t be back till it’s over over there.” Ha ha, April fools! Just kidding!

And you have to give credit where credit is due: the Army has a sense of humor, and is playing it up for all it’s worth. The teleportation trek, as it turns out, was..

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About Joseph P. Farrell

Joseph P. Farrell has a doctorate in patristics from the University of Oxford, and pursues research in physics, alternative history and science, and “strange stuff”. His book The Giza DeathStar, for which the Giza Community is named, was published in the spring of 2002, and was his first venture into “alternative history and science”.

Breakaway Links Of The Day – June 1, 2016

Zy Marquiez
June 2, 2016

Here are yesterday’s links.

Be safe.

New Fifth Force Of Nature Discovered?  Well, Maybe, But I…
[ | Dr. Joseph P. Farrell]

The Criminalization Of Politics: Hillary Accused Of Rackeering By The FBI, Will She Be Dumped From Presidential Race?
[ | Prof. Michel Chussodovsky]

Declassified Documents Reveal Project Horizon: The Lunar Outpost Of The US Army
[ |

Wheat Grass For Ulcerative Colitis
DESCRIPTION: A randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled trial found wheatgrass juice to be safe and effective in the treatment of an inflammatory bowel disease.
[ | Dr. Greger]

New Rat Study Finds Link Between Cell Phones & Cancer
[ | Julie Fidler]

Oil Pipeline Threatens Native American Land
[RT America | Alexey Yaroshevsky]

The 2,000-Year-Old ‘Book Of Giants’ Describes How The Nephilim Were Destroyed
Over 50 Years Ago, researchers came across one of the most important archaeological discoveries of the century when they discovered thousands of ancient scrolls and among them, The Book Of Giants which speaks of the Nephilim and their description.

Fade To Black [E429] Jimmy Church w/ Joseph P. Farrell: Secret Space Program & Breakaway Civilizations
[FadetoBlack | Jimmy Church]

How To: Harvest Salanova
[Urban Farmer | Curtis Stone]

This Doctor Say These Cancer Treatments Are Unacceptable
[ | Dr. Mark Rosenberg]

Meet The Nazca Runway:  Flat Mountain Tops That Defy Explanation
The giant flat Mountaintops at Nazca have remained a profound mystery for decades.  Even today, archaeologists are unable to explain how and why ‘ancient man’ created massive, flat ‘runway-like’ marks thousands of years ago.

9/11 & Tesla Directed Energy Weapons – Dark Journalist & Dr. Joseph P. Farrell
[ | Daniel Lidszt]


Source: Dr. Joseph P. Farrell
April 28, 2016

The Army says the USA will face all sorts of new threats… but wait ’til you hear what they are….…